I was wondering if there might could be a glaring example of Uncle Sam’s propaganda.
So cocky to double park his airplane and perform in front of laughing girls in inguinal skirt.
He can do anything. Energy flashes, upside down kicks, wrestlers moves, and even an excellent bechamel without lumps.
He creeped out fall of the wall, finding partial comfort in reading the books of J.R.R. Tolkien.
It is estimated that US government have spent over $ 3 billion over the years in order to buy all those wooden crates placed at the edge of the stage.
The more years pass, the more I can’t understand the meaning of this little dude.
Useless the scene populated by majestic elephants.
Meaningless the luxurious furnishings.
Yes, because he absorbs wood practically from anyone, and when it’s narrow it uses miserable midwives such as teleport and 5-foot kicks.
At most, his acute gastro-esophageal reflux drives him to defend himself spitting fire here and there, but nothing more.
The strong pacifism rooted in his compassionate heart is always in the direction of peaceful solutions. And the results are seen.
Over the years he had kept the typical handbrake aspect.
Today she produces organic shea butter in the State of Uttar Pradesh.
He fights for the shirt.
In his psyche everything was all right until the high school period.
His astronomical vocation and the thirst for science were mown as butterflies on the highway when he discovered that his high school had a massive amount of philosophy and latin literature studies.
Since that moment on, his body felt the need to beat anything projecting a shadow.
And his body has followed this emotional Russian salad, soon developing a muscle out of the ordinary.
He’s the only one in the tournament to fight only with fists, refraining from kicking, energy waves, and other stuff.
Also because, if we saw a boxer beating with a piece of wood, something would seem strange.
He wears a mask, but he is not Zorro.
He wears flamenco pants, but he’s not a dancer.
He wears a glove with steel claws, but he is not Wolverine.
She has a shrill and penetrating voice, but it he’s not a member of Bee Gees.
Let’s face it: Street Fighter programmers wanted to destabilize our psyche with this dubious heterosexuality guy.
Heavy consumer of guarana, he is always overwrought, he jumps constantly, even on the train.
He is the only healthy mind of the tournament.
He does his own business all day long, buying shrimp stocks and thinking how to pay less taxes.
The deep scar on his chest wa inflicted by Ryu, after a swirling divergence, with a vulgar Wilkinson razor.
Square balls. All 6.
M. stands for Mister, it seems.
Someone argues Michael.
Anyway, M. Bison is the bad guy of the tournament, and he had messed up co many things that everyone around the world has a reason to beat it to the death.
The poor Blanka is a creation of his.
The whole tournament is his creation.
Edmond Honda has received the water bill and Ken broke his dining room’s mezzanine.
Because of his homemade fireworks Sagat lost his right eye – “Yeah yeah, don’t worry, I’ve tried them this morning.”
And Balrog lost half a million dollars with binary options – “Yeah yeah, don’t worry, in half an hour I earned 38 euros yesterday.”
What do you think about these 12 jerseys?
Tell me you recognized the item on the second kit of Guile…
And tell me you did not miss the article with the first 6 characters!
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